Lightspeed Rescue Rumors

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Well, if you want to get technical about it.. I don't really know, I think they'd have to be older than the PRiS folks, and older than some, not all of the LG rangers, but ever.. heh.. I mean, MMPR continuity is crap but if it wasn't, they'd all be about 21 when they graduated high school, which is older than Ryan, who is one of the only PR they give an age for.. ah hell, I don't even know, but I think this is probably not true.</I></div> <bR> <div> <B>Miss Fairweather's first name is Ariel.</B></div> <div> <I>Which is why they call her Angela. They just decided to call her a totally random name for no reason so they'd confuse little kids. Anyway, Ariel was one of her rumored names before her actual name was used on the show.</I></div> <bR> <div> <B>Miss Fairweather turns out to be the Demon Hunter.</B></div> <div> <I>That's for damn sure! At least THEN when she saves the day she gets some damn credit.. unlike EVERY OTHER TIME.. *grumble*..</I></div> <bR> <div> <B>Chad and Kelsey are confused about their sexuality.</B></div> <div> <I>I'm confused about their careers. How does Kelsey make any money? All she does is climb mountains! And whale training? Wouldn't that get really old?? Anyway, I really don't think this is an issue at all. </I></div> <bR> <div> <B>Kelsey is gay.</B></div> <div> <I>Well, thanks for that clarification! I really wouldn't have guessed that was where the above rumor was headed! This is a little gag piece of info on El Funaroverse.. it's basically called humor.. so, hah. I think if any of the PR were gay, the show would have been banned from American TV long ago and Jerry Fallwell would have had more to talk about then environmentalists causing the WTC disaster.</I></div> <bR> <div> <B>The Demons were released by a solar eclipse.</B></div> <div> <I>Yup, they were a million feet underground, in a tomb buried in the middle of the desert, they'd really know when there was a solar eclipse. </I></div> <bR> <div> <B>The Titanium Ranger's name is Earl.</B></div> <div> <I>This was a really early rumor circulating the message boards in early 2000, obviously before Ryan arrived. Oh, yeah, the Titanium Ranger's name is Ryan, by the way. In case you didn't know. Earl was some old guy friend of Mitchell's or something.</I></div> <bR> <div> <B>Dana had been training all her life to be a PR.</B></div> <div> <I>Indirectly. She had been training all her life but she had no idea she was to be a PR. Even though it was really very obvious...</I></div> <bR> <div> <B>The Lightspeed Powers were created by Dana.</B></div> <div> <I>Yup, they just decided to give Miss Fairweather credit for something she didn't do. Hmm.. works for me..</I></div> <bR> <div> <B>Bansheera was the mother of all the villains that ever existed.</B></div> <div> <I>That's logical enough. She was imprisoned on earth, she could have easily gotten out to give birth to all the other villains in the entire universe at different periods in time. I mean, hell, that makes plenty of sense, all the villains that got married and had kids practiced incest, but hey, that's fine, it's just POWER RANGERS, no one cares. </I></div> <bR> <div> <B>Carter's last name is "Grier".</B></div> <div> <I>Only on early promotional stuff before the series came on the air.</I></div> <bR> <div> <B>Mitchell's wife is Bansheera.</B></div> <div> <I>Okay, someone was talking about this at some point in the series, saying it would be really cool if Bansheera was Mitchell's wife because then she would be Dana's mom and things like that.. but what I don't understand is exactly WHY that would be cool and how it would even be relevant or fit the storyline or anything.</I></div> <bR> <div> <B>Kelsey is posing nude for Playboy!</B></div> <div> <I>Suuuuure she is. </I></div> <bR> <div> <B>Lightspeed Rescue is based on a Japanese show called "Go Rangers".</B></div> <div> <I>.... How about...no.  It's based on "Go Go V". Not GORANGER. Or "Go Rangers". Or "Go! Rangers".. just to clear that up.</I></div> <bR> <div> <B>Lightspeed Rescue is the last PR series.</B></div> <div> <I>Yeah, we all only THOUGHT we saw all those weird episodes of those rangers from the future and that weird owl and all that stuff. Time Force? What's that? </I></div> <bR> <div> <B>Lightspeed comes from the fact that their Zords go at the speed of light.</B></div> <div> <I>That must be slower than we all thought. </I></div> <bR> <div> <B>They say "Time for Lightspeed!" To morph.</B></div> <div> <I>Aww... mommm.. can't I have 5 more minutes? I swear, then I'll go to school.. "No, Jimmy! It's Time For Lightspeed NOW!"</I></div> <bR> <div> <B>They are also known as the Peppermint Rangers.</B></div> <div> <I>My best friend used to call them this, I mean, yeah, the suits DO have that "waves of mint" look to them.. but.. heh, noo.</I></div> <bR> <div> <B>Ms. Fairweather and Mitchell are married.</B></div> <div> <I>But that would mean.. that Angela is.. Dana's stepmom..or...REAL mom..??! So the mystery is solved at last..!!</I></div> <bR> <div> <B>Ms. Fairweather is Mitchell's daughter.</B></div> <div> <I>Mitchell married his daughter? And wait.. that means.. she's Dana's sister too.. in addition to Mom... WHOA!</I></div> <bR> <div> <B>Dana was looking for her boyfriend, Ryan.</B></div> <div> <I>Is this some totally convaluted hybrid between Leo, Jen and Dana, or something? Because, no, Dana wasn't *looking* for Ryan, he was supposed to be dead, and he's her BROTHER, not boyfriend.</I></div> <bR> <div> <B>Ryan was kidnapped by Diabolico and raised to be evil.</B></div> <div> <I>And he went by Rystronemo, Duke of Darkness. He fell for Kelhaney, the mysterious yellow ranger,  but little did he know that she was the best friend of Danandros, his sister... and they met and it was really heartfelt, but Rystronemo had to make a choice, remain evil and loyal to Bansheera Spectress, or follow his heart and be with his sister...</I></div> <bR> <div> <B>Submitted by PRdude.</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>The cast for PRLR will be as follows: </B></div> <div> <B>Red Ranger: James Van Der Beek </B></div> <div> <B>Blue Ranger: James Iha-bassist from Smashing Pumpkins </B></div> <div> <B>Green Ranger: Usher Raymond </B></div> <div> <B>Yellow Ranger: Jennifer Love Hewitt </B></div> <div> <B>Pink Ranger: Sarah Michelle Gellar </B></div> <div> <B>Sixth Ranger: Leonardo DiCaprio </B></div> <div> <I>Ryan's the KING OF THE UNDERWORLD!!!!!</I></div> <bR> <div> <B>In PRLR, there will be an Alpha 7, and Bill Cosby will be doing his voice. Instead of "ay yi yi" or "yo yo yo" he'll be saying "hey hey hey" like Fat Albert. </B></div> <div> <I>I think once again, adding anything to this would be totally redundant.</I></div> <bR> <div> <B>The main villain for PRLR will be half human and half fish, and he's the son of Billy and Cestria. </B></div> <div> <I>The things Diabolico never told us!!</I></div> <bR> <div> <I><B>The mentor for PRLR will be called Zoltar, Zordon's twin brother who's out to avenge his death. </B></I></div> <div> <I>So Dana's related to Zordon too? (Note, Zoltar was the name Zordon was called in the original pilot episode.)</I></div> <bR> <div> <I><B>The foot soldiers for PRLR will be called Kennies. They wear orange coats with hoods on their heads, and you can only see their eyes, and they mumble. </B></I></div> <div> <I>Well, Kenny WAS in hell in the movie.. and demons are in hell... </I></div> <bR> <div> <B>The Lightspeed powers are developed from the Lightstar powers that were in PRiS.</B></div> <div> <I>Okay, seriously, Lightstar? That was a damn toy line. It's like saying that the MMPR rangers were the "Auto-Morphin Rangers". They never once called them the Lightstar rangers on the show. Dude. Anyway, Ms. Fairweather did use the former PR powers to develop the Lightspeed powers, I mean, it'd be a pretty big coincedence.. "I've developed this superhuman fighting force, Captain Mitchell! It consists of these magic spandex suits with helmets, and these BIG transforming robots! Isn't that original? I'm calling them the Power Rangers!" </I></div> <bR> <div> <B>The Supertrain Megazord was a Subway.</B></div> <div> <I>Jarod lost 560 pounds by eating at the Supertrain Megazord!</I></div> <bR> <div> <B>Mrs. Fairweather's first name is Mary Anne.</B></div> <div> <I>You know, I didn't even *See* the episode where you find out her first name, and even I know what it is. And lemme tell ya, it ain't Mary Anne. </I></div> <bR> <div> <B>Mrs. Fairweather's first name is Dana.</B></div> <div> <I>Which causes a WHOLE lot of confusion when Captain Mitchell needs to summon the rangers. </I></div> <bR> <div> <B>Lightspeed Headquarters is an homage to Titanic. They placed it underwater to show that even what's sunken can be invincible!</B></div> <div> <I>How is the Titanic invincible?... Those who said it was invincible in the movie either drowned or.. what, shot themselves when the stock market crashed. Either way, they ate their words. </I></div> <bR> <div> <B>Joel went on to play for the Harlem Globetrotters. </B></div> <div> <I>*Doo doo do doodeedee do, dodo dodo, dodooo do do do...* Um.. is it just me, or did Joel never even mention liking or playing basketball at any point? </I></div> <bR> <div> <B>The Titanium Ranger is inspired by Terminator 2.</B></div> <div> <I>Ryan: "I'll be back, 15 years from now after I've been imprisoned in an ancient tomb long enough to be scarred for life!" THE TITANIUM TERMIRANGER!</I></div> <bR> </td> </tr></table></body>